Out(net) of Their Minds

Online designer fashion outlet, The Outnet, is celebrating their 2nd birthday by offering a $2/designer-item sale.  Sound too good to be true?  Well, it is - kinda.  There are only 2,000 tickets to be had so if you're not selected, you are out of luck.  If it happens to be your lucky day and you ARE selected, you'll have the chance to choose one of 2,400 items by over 120 different designers and pay only $2 for it!  You can increase your (incredibly slim) chances  by "sharing" (i.e. getting others to sign up).  The drawing for eligibility is on April 13th, winners will be notified on the 14th, and the great shop-a-thon will commence on the 15th!   I'm already picturing myself in a new Valentino even though I know that a $2 designer shop is akin to spotting the Loch Ness Monster in the Hudson.