Roger that, Hollywood! We hear you loud and clear. What surprised me the most about last night's Golden Globes was not the overwhelming adherence to the all-black dress code or the fact that the show lasted 3.5 hours but, instead, that Hollywood remained UNSWERVINGLY on topic all evening. The awards were an after-thought and sadly the fashion was a thought even after that. Listen, I support this message because I honestly (and sadly) do not know a single woman (and many men) who cannot say #MeToo (whether she voices it publicly or lives with it inwardly). Everyone's story varies in degree and severity, of course, but in my experience every woman has some story. That, to me, is a heart-wrenching reality and deserves the focus it is currently being given. But let us be clear, this banding together is not a condemnation of all men by any measure. It's easy for that to become the take-away; However, that would lead to a dismissal of a worthy cause which would be a mistake. There are so many bright and shining examples of male strength and humility and support out there and they should be celebrated and emulated; And yet still there remains a need to shake the bad apples from the tree. (Can someone help me down from my soap box now?? These stilettos are kinda high.)
All that to say that as much as I support the out-ing of these flagrant monsters, I must also stand in solidarity to protect the fashion. For me, a pin or a ribbon would've carried the same message and the fashion would not have also stood victim. Admittedly there were many pretty dresses but overall I was underwhelmed. Personally I derive levity and buoyancy from fashion and color and so the all-black turn out, despite doing what it intended to do, was just too somber for me. Which, of course, was the point.
Let's take a closer look at those who executed best on the all black theme. One of my overall favorites of the night was Catherine Zeta Jones (above). ROYALTY. This women is approaching 50:
She took my breath away in this Zuhair Murad. I typically would not be enthusiastic about a sheer-bottomed gown but CZJ owned this look. Her body is exquisite as is her skin and HER HAIR! Perfectly feline. Standing O!! (Also, note the use of emerald jewels which was a pervasive theme on last night's carpet.)
Here's another well-executed variation on the sheer theme:
Before last night I would've said there was no universe in which I'd nominate a sheer-bottomed dress, with boy shorts beneath, as a best-dressed contender. And yet. Kate Hudson is radiant in Valentino. In my perfect world the bottom would not be see-through but from waist-up she looks so divine I have to give her a Standing O.
When rumors began to circulate of an all-black dress code, it was predicted we'd see many women in trousers and tuxedo-like outfits, which we did. And yet Alexis Bledel's Chanel leaf-topped pantsuit was a happy surprise for me. She looks elegant and lovely and completely on point. Standing O!
Allow me to highlight one of those bright and shining examples of strong, humble, supportive (and GORGEOUS) men:
The fact that I can't find a full-length photo of Common is a crime. He looked magnificent as usual and I adore that he wore a dragon fly on his lapel, which symbolizes change - specifically change in perspective. Bravo, Common, Standing O!
I love that Zoe Kravits used this all-black moment to wear a simple and tailored gown in order to highlight the stunning architecture of her perfect face. (Note the appearance of emerald earrings again - these providing her a perfect frame.) Keep in mind this post is not order specific - Zoe was one of my most favorites last night. She is lovely to a heart-stopping degree. I cannot peel my eyes away. Standing O!
Sartorially, I typically feel most aligned with Diane Kruger. I love that her intrinsic fashion sense is classic yet she is always modern and never afraid to take risks while always being overtly feminine. In short, she resides near the top of my girl-crush list and the way she looks in this Prada bolsters her standing. Speaking of standing: Standing O!
And speaking of girl crushes, I can simply never ignore this woman. She is one of my true loves:
Penelope Cruz's Ralph and Russo is pretty if derivative of a thousand other red carpet gowns. But Penelope the woman is a remarkable beauty. Standing O for transcending this dour color and looking luminous as ever!
This photo is priceless because it's a two-in-one. Both Octavia Spencer and Jessica Chastain look stunning individually and as a team are even more effervescent. Standing O!
Gal Gadot in this simple but perfectly tailored Tom Ford was the portrait of sophistication. Her classic red-lip and updo were exactly what this outfit called for. She looks sublime. Standing O!
As a bestie of mine rightly pointed out, I need to pay homage to the over 50 crowd because they were killing it last night. As the finest representative of that set, let's collectively admire an absolutely electric Helen Mirren:
And finally, while this is not my favorite dress (wish it was long and didn't have bell sleeves) who among us would not want to stand up in front of a room full of our peers looking like this:
Halle Berry defies age and apparently gravity. One more view so we can adequately admire her timeless body. I mean beauty:
If I had those legs I'd also don a mini-dress. Every. Single. Day.