A few days ago Jenna Lyons passed me in SoHo. That I recognized her registered on her face and resulted in her picking up her pace ever so slightly. Which makes me think I may have a latent stalker vibe (?!?) to which I've been blind. I began feverishly texting my friends, as one does when one has latent stalker tendencies, to report this majestic sighting. A few of the responses I received:
- WHO is that?!
- Oh my gosh - I LOVED her in The Office.
- Channing Tatum's wife?
Answers to the above:
- The former creative director and president of J Crew widely credited for reinvigorating the brand as it was slumping in the early 2000's. She is a Damn. Fashion. ICON.
- That would be Jenna Fischer.
- That would be Jenna Dewan Tatum.
So what if no one else found this sighting as glorious and serendipitous as I did, I still wanted to chase her down to grill her (LATENT tendencies!). Her rise to fame is fascinating to me. Yes: FAME. She began as a junior designer in 1990 and ascended not only to the highest ranks but became the de facto face of the company. When word of her departure was released, it was reported that the decision was mutual. That is code for: tumultuous but suppressed. To quote Seinfeld: "It was the first mutual break up in relationship history!" Which is to say break ups are rarely ever mutual; And I suspect this one follows suit. In any case, I would like to end with an open letter to Jenna:
It's me, the stalker you saw on Broadway and Prince, AKA the Wardrobe Whisperer. PLEASE for the love of all that is good and holy write a tell-all book immediately. That is, if you're not already penning said book which I'm certain you must be. It would be a completely missed opportunity to keep us in the dark. I require details. Please start from the beginning of the end.