- I spent 48 of those 72 hours applying sunscreen to tiny necks and backs
- "Bored" became a leader in my kids' vocabulary
- Spontaneous fist-fights erupted in my house at regular intervals
- Littles began waking up before 6am, despite black out curtains, because the sun somehow still peeks through
People, it is not even real summer yet.
In addition to the above list of affronts, the debate about men's shorts seems to have extended beyond what Linette Lopez and I tackled a few years back. As Quartz confirms, there are an increasing amount of folks who take the position that men should never wear shorts. I consider that an extreme opinion and wish to defend the right of men to regulate their body temperatures as best as they can. I understand that in places like England shorts are abandoned as part of the right of passage into manhood but here in the good old USA, shorts are hugely relevant (case and point: New York City in the middle of August) and are part of American culture in much the same way as denim. To me, the problem is in the execution not in the garment itself. This goes back to our cargo shorts debate (which, by the way, was published a full year BEFORE the Wall Street Journal took on the same topic and got a TON of media attention for it). Basically too often we see men wearing oversized, overstuffed shorts and, in effect, ruining it for everyone else. If men would, as a whole, commit to wearing streamlined styles like, for example, the Theory model pictured above, I don't think shorts would have such a bad reputation.
I'm sure I will get a million texts and emails saying that flat-front shorts don't work on every body type but in fact they do work on most. If your waistline doesn't support them then let's not blame the garment. Put down that fifth beer and back away.