I'm not afraid to confirm the old adage that women judge men based on their shoes. In cool jeans with cross-trainers? We look the other way. In cool jeans with slip on sneaks? We run the other way. At top speed. Without slowing down. With three words, allow the Wardrobe Whisperer and Steven Alan to save you boys the humiliation of such an encounter: Nike Talache Low. These uber cool ballistic nylon kicks designed for Nike are both classic and modern. They're perfect for spring (seasonally and in your step).