Sometimes I feel sorry for things in my wardrobe because I've neglected to wear them in awhile. I've come to understand that it's times like these when I am most susceptible to a sartorial misstep. My fashion empathy (and my tendency towards personification) get the better of me and I lose my ability to edit. In these instances, whatever the object of my bleeding heart comes along with me and gets tossed into the mix. Rarely does said object add value and inevitably I'm forced to confront the day regretting my decision. (Side note: I think I may have displayed this exact shortcoming while dating in my 20s.) Could this possibly explain why Kendall Jenner and Hailey Baldwin presented themselves this way? I imagine each started with a sparkly bralette, as one does when preparing for Coachella, and then the outfit-build spiraled out of control when random pieces began tugging on their heart strings. Or maybe they just ingested mushrooms before getting dressed.
As un-supportive as I am of Hailey's outfit, it's Kendall I can't stop staring at. I'm trying to make sense of it all, like the morning after a rager, and yet I can't find the relationship between any two pieces she has on. The larger looming question is why she would have any one of these pieces in her wardrobe to begin with. Each item independently is arrant nonsense and as a team downright egregious. Hell No.