Yesterday my new super-cool-client's super-cool-and-ridiculously-smart boyfriend informed me that I practice combinatorics. I nodded in emphatic agreement and then asked what the H that means. His response was too complicated for me to comprehend let alone remember (EVEN THOUGH I AM CLEARLY AN EXPERT IN THIS FIELD) and so I looked it up. Combinatorics is a branch of mathematics concerning the study of finite or countable discrete structures in order to achieve optimal objects. So, when I develop a look-book and create near-infinite (I am also an expert at hyperbole!) outfit permutations based on the finite pieces I purchase with my client during a shop, I am really demonstrating amazing mathematical capabilities. It's no wonder then why I'm sitting here currently waiting for NASA to light up my cell. As I mull over my genius I believe, therefore, that my new title should be Combinatrix. It's got a ring to it, yes? In fact, I'm praying someone asks me to submit a resume for something (anything!!) so that I can showcase this title and skill. Don't be surprised if each and every one of you is updated regarding (and asked to endorse) both of these on LinkedIn. DO NOT LEAVE ME HANGING! In the meantime, if any of you want to casually discuss The Pythagorean Theorem or maybe the Laws of Relativity, you know where to find me (obviously by the phone waiting for NASA).