At last night's Super Bowl XLV half time show, Fergie and Slash offered the crowd "Sweet Child O' Mine" while I simultaneously offered prayers to make it stop. The first of last night's seven deadly sins was Fergie clad in the unholy spawn of an android and a Swarovski crystal salesman. Additional sins included (but were not limited to):
2) A slap in the face to 1987 with the poorly presented Guns N' Roses (apostrophes R' fun!) rendition
3) Day glow dancers with boxes (?!) on their heads
4) Fergie grinding Slash
5) An invocation of "Time of My Life"
6) Auto-Tune gone wild
7) "Where is the LOIE"