If Tom Ford is right that nothing has more influence over fashion than photos of Rihanna, then we are in deep dark trouble, my friends. A few days ago she was headed out to dinner in NYC wearing this insane house dress. That's right - out to dinner not inside with the blinds drawn house-cleaning, and, yes, in NYC not Ashtabula, Ohio. I'm going to seek comfort by assuming that strong drugs were involved in this outfit choice. Either way, Hell No, Ri Ri. When you possess the ability to look as majestic as you do below, the above should never come into focus.