Am I wrong or do you also get the sense that the world's big-bootied girls are going insane in response to Nikki Minaj's Anaconda video and the attention its garnering? Kim Kardashian, for instance, has just bared it all for Paper Magazine (you can hunt up the fully nude photo yourself). Then last night J Lo, who surely fancies herself a pioneer in the exploitation of backsides, shows up at the American Music Awards in the above. I'm faintly surprised this dress highlights her front versus her back but none-the-less you can whiff the desperation. I do not approve which translates loosely to: HELL NO, J LO. By contrast, here is what Nikki Minaj wore last night:
People, this was a woman who used to show up to these events in outfits fashioned from cellophane and pipe cleaners. Girlfriend knows she's killing it right now. This is the posture (and the outfit) of a woman with supreme confidence. Even though I'm not drooling over the dress, I will issue a Standing O based on Nikki present versus Nikki past.