Swiss Cheese

The Swiss Bank, UBS, has circulated a 43-page dress code to 5 of their retail branches.  Along with strict directives to wear jackets completely covering the backside, women are told to wear flesh-colored underwear and adjust skirt lengths to 5cm below the knee.   Furthermore, when getting a hair cut one is to ask oneself, "Is this cut appropriate for my age?"  Perhaps one should also be asking, "Is my resume up to date and ready for immediate distribution?"