Standing O or Hell No: Kendall and Kylie Jenner

jennerWhy is it that I am seeing the tan lines on the hip bones of this youngster?  Where is her mother?  No, wait, please do NOT get her mother because she is likely to whip out a pair of scissors and shorten Kendall's skirt up another few feet until it resembles a loin cloth. I'm not sure how many of you have read the superb book, Geek Love by Katherine Dunn.  The premise is that two circus performers take drugs and intentionally reproduce human oddities in order to create a family freak show.  The more I am subjected to the Kardashians/Jenners I wonder if Kris read the book and got up to some hijinks of her own.

Hell No, very very young ladies.  Long sleeves do not give you license to display the parts of you which should remain private.