People cannot cease talking about Miley Cyrus and so I decline to begin. I (thankfully) missed the VMAs last night but things must've been very dismal if the above look is barely being discussed today.
Clearly a host of egregious wrongs are being demonstrated here but, above all possible fixes, I just want to offer Katy some dental floss. How embarrassing! Was she dining on a plate of Swarovski crystals backstage?
A Hell No will be issued in short order but not before I pluck a single gold and diamond dragonfly from her chest and affix it to the waist of my new LRD.