I do not make promises lightly and therefore despite my overall boredom with the outfits at Wimbledon this year (barring you, handsome sir), I submit (above) my nominee for the worst dressed player. Bethanie Mattek-Sands may have lost her hold of the championship but deserves to win a spot on What Not To Wear (which, incidentally, will end this month). Her outfit reminds me of something Weird Al Yankovic would wear if he was making fun of tennis instead of making fun of hit songs. Another strange choice, although much less offensive than the above, was Serena's business attire below. Should we assume that if things don't work out in the tennis world, she will be applying for an accounting position?