I know I'm supposed to be reporting on last night's CFDA Awards (Congratulations Proenza Schouler, Thom Browne, and 3.1 Phillip Lim!) but there is rarely a time that I do what I'm supposed to do. Instead, I'd like to take a moment to ponder this crop-top trend. Actually, you can ponder it. I've already decided I hate it. Conjoining "boxy" with "short" has never really held appeal for me. Not in the '90s, not now and I venture to say not ever. So it pains me to see the image of darling starlets being sullied by this horrid trend. The end.