My husband sent me a bit of style humor last week thanks to The Onion, and I'm still giggling over it. So without further ado, allow me to share Man Purchasing Pair of Red Pants Better Be Ready to Put Up or Shut Up. I'm still trying to decide which is funnier, the former or F**k Everything, We're Doing Five Blades. Feel free to weigh in. Enjoy! Note: I just reread the latter after several years and tears are pouring out of my eyes. My vote has been cast.