Is it possible that our neighbors to the north are trying to best us fashion-wise by primping (pimping?) their pets? Exhibit A: this monkey was found in an IKEA in Toronto wearing a shearling coat and a diaper (twill pants in a plum hue would have been a nice addition). This discovery was a source of contention amongst many Canadians but clearly this little guy is living a life of luxury. It's not like he was found in squalor, left for dead. He's likely dining on organic roots and knocking those back with Evian. Why begrudge him his station in life?