Standing O or Hell No: Lena Dunham


 Full disclosure, I had no idea who Lena Dunham was prior to last night's Emmy Awards.  Apparently she is the abundantly talented writer/director of the show "Girls."  Sadly her talents do not extend to the realm of award-show-dress-selection.  I understand full well that this is a Prada number but that does not a perfect outfit make. Pros:

1) The layering of light blue and navy

2) Texture

Cons:

1) The length (can a sister get a waist belt, 5" stilettos, and an above-the-knee hem?)

2) The illusion that a woman's body jumps from rib cage to hips with no abdominal area to break up the monotony

I don't think you're in any suspense over this verdict:  Hell No!