Twice as Ice

Leave it to Dsquared to create the sexiest pair of ice skates known to man - witness the above.  Alright, before you Mathletes take issue with the title of this post, I recognize that D2 (as in D to the second power) is not twice D but instead D*D.  Ok, now that we understand each other, let's get back to admiring these fine specimens - the laser cut, the high heel, the platform - swoon!  I'll be the first to admit that I started playing tennis because of the cute outfits.  Do I need to add ice skating to my repertoire??