On November 14, 2009 we as a nation can place blame squarely on Mr Choo's shoulders for putting the "I" in "Cat Fight." This is the day he plans to release his limited edition H&M line of shoes, bags, and accessories for both men and women in 200 stores across the world. A preview of the collection has revealed items sure to turn us all into clawing, jostling, manipulating monsters despite the passing of Halloween. In addition to the black fur vest I peeped, perhaps Mr. Choo should have designed a Kevlar version to be dispatched to the eagerly awaiting masses. May the best (wo)man win.