Standing O or Hell No: Amanda Bynes

I love Christian Louboutin as much as the next girl (ok, maybe ten times more) but when Amanda Bynes trotted forth (I couldn't resist the verb) at the MTV Movie Awards, all I could think was CLYDESDALE!  I understand that most girls go through a "horse phase" in their lives but typically I think this means that they want to ride one or own one, not, for the love of all that is good and holy, resemble one in any way.  These shoes are betraying her so fiercely that CL should name them "The Judas" pump.  With that I administer a quick and decisive HELL NO!