I admit to having a lot of weaknesses so try not to be too judgey. Let’s narrow things down by focusing on my fashion weaknesses since, frankly, they are easier to classify. These include, but are certainly not limited to:
- Polka dots
- Patterned shoes (hell – patterns in general)
- Anything that is “mixed media” (i.e. a piece that incorporates more than one medium)
- VELVET VELVET VELVET
- Did I mention VELVET?
To quote Oasis: I don’t believe there’s anybody who feels the way I do about you now.
To quote George Costanza: I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.
I’m having trouble restraining myself over all of the velvet options presently available. As long as we are talking about weaknesses, I have an especially severe weakness for this antique rose colored velvet that I’m seeing everywhere. Witness the Hachiro Velvet Bootie by Joie pictured above. To hell with the fact that the mere suggestion of rain will ruin these lovelies! I will throw caution to the wind! (Dear God, please only send wind. No rain. Or anything else wet. Thank you.)
Some other options in this dusty pink shade:
Recently I was called a “temptress” by one of my clients and it delighted me to no end. Perhaps this was because in my role as temptress I can focus on YOUR weaknesses instead of mine. And that’s about as deep as the Wardrobe Whisperer will ever get with you. The end.