If awards season is a marathon and the Golden Globes is fashion responding to the starting pistol, then the Grammys is fashion at mile 19 clutching its heart and wondering where all the oxygen went. Except for a few ladies, most choices seemed to be the product of extreme hypoxia to the brain.
Adele looked exceptional in a green Givenchy (above) nailing fit and color simultaneously. Also nailing the Big Win. Standing O!
I rarely like this kind of a thing because it often reads as unnecessarily complicated, but Chrissy Teigen owned this tie up/cut out/sheer/printed gown with fringe on the bottom and feather accents on top. Ok, I could do without the fringe on the bottom but somehow this is a successful look and I’m not even sure how. Sheer hotness and force of will? Standing O!
I will admit that there is a slight whiff of Ice Capades around the fabric of this Zuhair Murad gown but overall Celine harnessed her exceptional poise and appeared polished and regal and pretty. Standing O!
It’s concerning to me that Tom Ford would callously sacrifice so many Fraggles to make this dress. It is unconscionable: Hell No!
If you are Rihanna and this is your NIGHT, would you be so torn about what to wear that you’d dress your bottom half for a cotillion and your top half (okay maybe top quarter) for the gym? No, no you would not. And Hell No, Ri Ri.