I suppose when you are born to this:
the odds of you being unattractive are extremely slim. But given all of her inherent advantages in life, need Lily-Rose Depp have been created quite this flawlessly:
Could she not have one merciful imperfection from which the rest of us could take comfort? The answer, clearly, is no. Not only the unbelievably good genes and the famous/rich parents but today she got to wear the gown in which I regularly float in my dreams to CLOSE THE CHANEL HAUTE COUTURE SHOW (see lead photo). I’m sure you gleaned from my excessive use of capitals that the most heralded position in a show’s line up is the close. She is only 17. Is it possible that she has figured out how to channel all of the magic left in the universe directly to her house? Regardless, let us marvel at the back of this gown and enjoy the proportions of vast ruffles juxtaposed with the tiniest conceivable waist:
Which leads me to my only criticism of this look and it is not of her but rather of the fit of this piece on her. She is so incredibly tiny that the thick satin belt appeared to orbit her waist like a star to the sun. But I have a solution for this and it’s called a milkshake. Problem solved.