Why boots are the security blankets of adult women

Many MANY things can go awry in the course of a day but if you find yourself kicking it in your favorite boots somehow you feel impervious to these outside forces.  Boots are like krypton.  More accurately, boots are like a woman’s security blanket.  There is something so satisfying and comforting in the way boots […]

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The Kill Shot: Federer Graces GQ

This GQ photo is nothing if not a testament to the power of allure inherent to Roger Federer.  Who else, pray tell, could convincingly lounge on a fur throw in white sport socks and corresponding tight white short-shorts while cuddling with a tennis trophy AND SPORTING A BLAZER OVER A T-SHIRT SWEATER COMBO?!  Yet somehow […]

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Pretty Shi**y

My kids are really into rhyming words right now.  Mostly they use actual words but what really cracks them up is when they rhyme one real word with (what they think is) one made-up word.  Like turtle purtle or giant friant or, my 3.5 year old’s favorite: fuc*y ducky.  I’m pretty sure her teachers will […]

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WW’s Top 5 Reasons to Watch the Super Bowl

It is license to eat an entire plate of nachos Gin and tonic is a perfect compliment to nachos Who doesn’t like to talk about the commercials It’s okay to have a THIRD gin and tonic before the coin toss It is a PRODUCTION The production to which I refer is obviously not football.  It […]

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Balmain x H&M

In the immortal words of Nikki Minaj: He toss my salad like his name’s Romaine And when we done, I make him buy me Balmain The Balmain x H&M collection dropped last Thursday and it is, just like the lyrics above, AMAZING.  Racked NY has reported that there are almost no pieces left in the […]

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The Great Pumpkin Carving

Whose brilliant idea was it to hand children twelve pounds of candy each, then add an extra hour to the next day for them to use begging for said candy?  Yesterday plus today has really been a one-two punch in that respect.  That is, until I developed a system:  for each indiscretion, my kids have […]

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When Taxidermy and Fashion Meet

  I’ve been procrastinating on writing this blog post because, frankly, I’ve been too busy laughing while reading Jenny Lawson’s memoir, Let’s Pretend this Never Happened.  An excerpt: ‘When I tell people that my father is kind of a total lunatic, they laugh and nod knowingly. they assure me that theirs is too, and that […]

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Of Human Bondage

Rick Owens has recently received a lot of press for his Spring 2016 Paris fashion show where the models carried each other as human accessories.  ‘What a unique idea! What startling and moving images!’ declared viewers.  And while I agree that a derriere in the face is not a common sight, I got to thinking […]

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Re-LAX

Why do folks always want to trash-talk LA?  Is it because the women are gorgeous and skinny like my two beautiful clients above?  Is it because of the world class beaches like the ones in Malibu? Or maybe it’s because people like to drink their food and love to detox with strange beverages like charcoal […]

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Red Carpet Ready: The Knick’s Jeremy Bobb

I admit it, I attempt to intellectualize everything.  Even fashion.  (Note to reader:  intellectualizing fashion is not the same as rationalizing fashion.  More on the latter in another post.)  The former is particularly helpful when working with men/folks in finance, but is less helpful when dealing with, say, my two year old’s meltdowns.  For years […]

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