Who among us does not want to don a cape?

Last week I was just trolling along (the internet) minding my own business when I was accosted by this Alexander McQueen flared cape dress.  She was so boldly confrontational – I mean, look at that stance!  Typically I’m not one for drama unless that drama comes in the form of a cape and then I […]

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It’s cold, dammit

Dear Weather, You want to bring out the big guns, huh?  Well here’s little old me hitting you with my best shot.  Fire away. With(out) affection, Wardrobe Whisperer

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The Therapeutic Pumpkin

Halloween is shaping up to be terrifying this year – but not for reasons you might guess.  My list of Halloween Horrors 2017: Having a meeting in the epicenter of Halloween shenanigans: the West Village (I have one tomorrow!) The general lack of courteousness and, more to the point, SOBRIETY in the West Village The […]

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Why boots are the security blankets of adult women

Many MANY things can go awry in the course of a day but if you find yourself kicking it in your favorite boots somehow you feel impervious to these outside forces.  Boots are like krypton.  More accurately, boots are like a woman’s security blanket.  There is something so satisfying and comforting in the way boots […]

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Standing O or Hell No: Emmy Awards 2017

It’s officially awards season and I’m officially swooning!  Thank you, good ladies of the Emmys, for giving us something to DISCUSS: First bullet point – Zoe Kravits of Big Little Lies in Dior (above).  The degree of complexity on this dress is HIGH.  On the wrong girl this gown would read Fraggle Rock but on […]

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Market Watch and Wardrobe Whisperer talk watches

Whether or not it is intentional, your watch communicates things about you.  Leslie Albrecht from the Wall Street Journal’s digital finance site, Market Watch, asked me to translate what is being said.  (Keep reading, mom, most of my quotes are in the last third of this article): This accessory makes people feel dominant in business […]

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In It to Pin It

A few years back I was hired to style a finance expert who regularly appears on CNN, Fox News, MSNBC, CNBC, Bloomberg, etc.  What I learned while working with her is that, although they supply commentators with nada wardrobe-wise, these networks are relentless with their wardrobe requests.  One news giant (allow me to be evasive) […]

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Snow suit or swim suit? I think you know my answer.

For the briefest of moments this morning I considered acting like a normal mom and going to the grocery store to stock up on bread and milk.  Then I remembered I’m not normal and bought a swimsuit instead.  This beautiful Zimmerman suit to be exact.  I subscribe to the mode of thought that when Life […]

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Lily-Rose Depp Visually Mic-Drops in Chanel

I suppose when you are born to this: the odds of you being unattractive are extremely slim.  But given all of her inherent advantages in life, need Lily-Rose Depp have been created quite this flawlessly: Could she not have one merciful imperfection from which the rest of us could take comfort? The answer, clearly, is […]

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Ensconced in Velvet

I admit to having a lot of weaknesses so try not to be too judgey.  Let’s narrow things down by focusing on my fashion weaknesses since, frankly, they are easier to classify.  These include, but are certainly not limited to: Polka dots Patterned shoes (hell – patterns in general) Anything that is “mixed media” (i.e. […]

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